Head pounding? Check.
Stuffed up nose? Check
Scratchy throat? Check.
Voice like a sexy talk show host? Check.
I’m too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far? Check.
Slight delusion of being too sexy for anything? Check.
I think I need medicine. By medicine I mean this:
You know you’re really sick when you sneeze and 2 seconds later you hear “splat” across the living room. Blargh.