Month: September 2008

A definition

Brownberrying: Using your Blackberry in the bathroom.

It’s wrong people! Don’t do it.

Edit: I also think that if your outgoing voicemail message is 4 minutes long, there’s something wrong with you. Nothing personnal.

I got a case of the Mondays

Anybody wants some “the Mondays”? I gotta case full of them. ūüėČ

Weekend recap: Went to Montr√©al Friday night, came back home on Saturday around noon, slept most of the afternoon, went to see Death Race, stayed awake most of the night, slept most of Sunday, read, watched PVR’d shows late in the night, got up late this morning, took a shower, shaved, brushed teeth, cut nails. Took bus to work, grabbed house coffee at Starbucks, had salad for lunch, wrote this entry.

Just realized I’m not dressed.

Kidding. Sorta.

Sunday Meme

Stolen from Poppy, who lazily stole it from Tense…

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you lay in a bed with?
Lovely Wife.

2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
McGarrity’s in Mtl.

3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Single Malt Bowmore at McLaren’s.

4. Which do you prefer – eyes or lips?
To eat? none!

5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Which is the best? Which is the hardest? What’s the question?

6. Best kind of pizza?
Duck confit & Brie

7. Is your bedroom window open?
All the time.

8. What is in store for your future?
A nice 16G orange nano.
A new couch.

9. Who was the last band you saw live?
Barenaked Ladies.

10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Kids & Wife, yes.

11. What is your favorite soda?
I had the best ginger ale at Mainland in Las Vegas, but I can’t find it anywhere around here, so I settle for Diet Pepsi no caffeine.

12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
2,159

13. When was the last time you purchased something over 100 dollars?
Last week I got ~150$ worth of books for the kids.

14. Where is the last place you drove to?
Home.

15. Are you experienced?
I’m previously enjoyed.

16. Any historical figures that you envy?
Jesus. He counts as a historical figure, right? I wish people talk about me in 2,000 years.

17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Canon.

18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
I played tennis a few weeks ago.

19. If you need a new pair of jeans, which store do you go to first?
Wal~Mart.

20. Where did your last kiss take place?
Stairs in our house.

21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Watching the Heroes season premiere on my PVR.

22. Are you a quitter?
Sure, why not? I won’t even finish this meme.

23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
I “had”? *giggles*

24. Can you speak another language?
Oui.

25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
I might, but I would mot likely die or require major surgery.
 
26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
Pretty much all the times I danced was under the influence. I didn’t dance in years. I think.

27. Nickname?
LeSombre, Mike, Iceman, Smart Ass, Idiot.

28. Describe what you are wearing in detail.
Black t-shirt, light blue underwear, jeans, black leather belt, white socks, brown New Balance running shoes, wedding ring.  

29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
They remind me of my younger years.

30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
No. Talking while having sex is another story.

31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
Clothes? I’m the black t-shirt + jeans guy. I never think about clothes.

32. What was the last CD you purchased?
High School Musical (for Kids, of course).

33. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
Barenaked Ladies and Weird Al Yankovic

34. Which of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
All of them, to various degrees.

35. Did you just have to Google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
Of course not.

36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
Bridgehead.

37. Have you ever been offered a job?
Yep.

38. Have you ever stolen anything off a road?
No.

39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
1995 before going to the Maritimes.

40. Whom was the last person you rode in a car with?
Beaster + Lousy Day.

41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Lovely Wife, Kids.

42. Miss someone?
Yes, a few people.

43. How is your last ex doing?
Ha ha ha! I hope she’s doing well.

44. Is there someone you want to fight?
Ninjas.

The Venn Charts, Opus 2

By now, most of you are probably familiar with my love for Venn charts. All right, it was only one graphic, and I used it twice but¬†still. Here’s this Saturday’s¬†Venn Chart.

My standard greeting expressed in a Venn chart:

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A: What’s new?
B: What’s exciting?
*: What’s new and exciting?

Because clearly¬†I can’t be bothered with what’s only new, or only exciting. ūüėČ

Neverwas Fair

All right, now that I’m confirmed for the Neverwas Fair, I need to get my butt in gear and think of a costume. What do you think I should go with?

#0 – The canevas

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Not really a costume (seriously!), but this gives you a reference as far as what I have to work with.

#1 – The Samuel Jackson

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To pull this off:

– Paint face brown.
– Spend all night yelling.

#2 – The Mr. Fab

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To pull this off:

– Get shirt with flowery pattern.
– Spend all night signing karaoke.

#3 – The Homer Simpson

homer

To pull this off:

– Paint face yellow.
– Spend all night eating doughnuts and drinking beer.

#4 – The George Foreman

foreman

To pull this off:

– Paint face brown.
– Spend all night selling grills / naming kids George.

#5 – The Uncle Fester

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To pull this off:

– Get a lightbulb.

#6 – The The Enigma (from the Jim Rose Sideshow Freaks)

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To pull this off:

– Paint puzzle pieces on face.
– Spend all night sticking a nail in my nose.

#7 РThe Blue Men Group Dude (Bob?)

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To pull this off:

– Paint face blue.
– Stare a lot.
– Spend all night pouring lime Gatorade on head.

#8 – The Britney Spears

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To pull this off:

– Get hoodie.
– Shave goatee (or not).
– Spend all night lypsynching other people’s conversations.

#9 – The Mr. Clean

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To pull this off:

– Paint eyebrows white.
– Get white t-shirt + earring.
– Get muscles (might be too late for that).

#10 – The other choice

Suggest your own idea! Keep in mind that I’m flying in for a conference a few days before, so no costume should require that I transport firearms, knives, a bicycle, a chainsaw, a chicken,¬†or bulky / illegal /¬†strange items.

See you there!