Neverwas Fair

All right, now that I’m confirmed for the Neverwas Fair, I need to get my butt in gear and think of a costume. What do you think I should go with?

#0 – The canevas

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Not really a costume (seriously!), but this gives you a reference as far as what I have to work with.

#1 – The Samuel Jackson

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To pull this off:

– Paint face brown.
– Spend all night yelling.

#2 – The Mr. Fab

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To pull this off:

– Get shirt with flowery pattern.
– Spend all night signing karaoke.

#3 – The Homer Simpson

homer

To pull this off:

– Paint face yellow.
– Spend all night eating doughnuts and drinking beer.

#4 – The George Foreman

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To pull this off:

– Paint face brown.
– Spend all night selling grills / naming kids George.

#5 – The Uncle Fester

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To pull this off:

– Get a lightbulb.

#6 – The The Enigma (from the Jim Rose Sideshow Freaks)

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To pull this off:

– Paint puzzle pieces on face.
– Spend all night sticking a nail in my nose.

#7 – The Blue Men Group Dude (Bob?)

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To pull this off:

– Paint face blue.
– Stare a lot.
– Spend all night pouring lime Gatorade on head.

#8 – The Britney Spears

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To pull this off:

– Get hoodie.
– Shave goatee (or not).
– Spend all night lypsynching other people’s conversations.

#9 – The Mr. Clean

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To pull this off:

– Paint eyebrows white.
– Get white t-shirt + earring.
– Get muscles (might be too late for that).

#10 – The other choice

Suggest your own idea! Keep in mind that I’m flying in for a conference a few days before, so no costume should require that I transport firearms, knives, a bicycle, a chainsaw, a chicken, or bulky / illegal / strange items.

See you there!

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