Stuck in the middle with you

Will this week ever end?

Yes it will.

Well look at that. Looks like it finally happened.

What’s that?

Sounds like I finally lost it completely.

Why do you say that?

Well, it seems that I’m having a conversation with myself here.

And that troubles you?

Well, yes, it troubles me.

But it doesn’t trouble me.

Are you sure?

No, but I decided not to pay attention to this strange behaviour.

I think this is fascinating.

So do I. Are you surprised?

Well not really, you’re half my brain, really.

Am I? I think you’re half MY brain.

Right.

Nah, I’m right. You’re left.

I left?

You’ve been gone for a while, I think.

Damn. I was afraid of that.

Don’t be afraid, it’s all in your mind.

Sometimes I feel i’m having a conversation
with an online bot, but after a while
I start thinking that I’m the bot.
Who’s the other guy?

What does that mean?

Advertisements

10 comments

  1. I had this nice, witty retort all ready to go for this blog. Then I went and made the mistake of reading the comments section. You love your wife? What? When did this happen? That’s not what you said the other night when you flew your plane to Chicago to see me.

    Shit. My husband reads blogs now too. Our secret is out and I’m heartbroken.

    ::le sob:: ::le cry:: ::le pout:: ::le run from ze room to, uh, how you say, le sob, le cry, le pout::

    Sheila (Charm School Reject)s last blog post..I’ve Created a Monster

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s