It’s amazing the stuff you can talk about in a semi-intelligent manner while doing mindless things. Here I was on Twitter, not talking about my super-secret project, when I had this surreal exchange with Sarcastica:
@Sarcastica: its my belated birthday present, isn’t it!!! you’re building me an elephant!! aren’t you?
@LeSombre:: Hey, when was your B-Day? And most importantly, what would you do with an elephant?
@Sarcastica: June 15th lmfao and it would be my pet! I would ride it to the grocery store and save tons of money on gas and car insurance 🙂 …of course I would hope you would include a little pooper scooper guy to clean up any trail mix on the way there!
@Sarcastica: YES! I SO want that shirt!
And BTW Sarcastica Tweets like a woman on fire, I had to go back 7 pages on her Twitter profile to get her exact Tweets. So if you’re not following her, and decide to do so, just be aware that it’ll keep you entertained. A lot. 😉
So I didn’t find a complete essay on the cost of fueling a car and feeding an elephant, but I did manage to find this even stranger discussion about getting an elephant.
That is by far the worst movie involving elephants that I’ve seen in all my life. “You stole my elephant!” What a piece of crap.
The obligatory part about fat people
It seriously crack me up when they stretch the picture on TV to make people appear thinner. It didn’t fool anyone when they used to do that in Heart videos, and now they do this in the latest Jici Lauzon commercial. I wish they made that technology portable, I’d carry it around permanently.
The elephant in the room
I work with fools. Now if that is not the elephant in the room, I don’t know what is.