40 questions

I’m tiiiiiiiiiired. I do a meme. I go to bed. I rock.

1. My uncle once: pretended his house was on fire for an April Fool’s joke.

2. Never in my life: have I won a triathlon.

3. When I was five: I knew how to read and write.

4. High School was: the best twelve years of my life.

5. I will never forget: my mom’s red hair and Ronald McDonald haircut.

6. I once met: a deadine.

7. There’s this girl I know: who will think at least five of these are about her.

8. Once, at a bar: I fought some bikers.

9. By noon I’m usually: hungry like the wolf.

10. Last night: I slept in the living room.

11. If I only had: taken the blue pill.

12. Next time I go to church: I’ll take a picture.

13. Terry Schiavo: is proof that this meme is old.

14. What worries me most: Life. The TV show, I think it’s going to be cancelled.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: the living room turning 90 degrees clockwise.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: the living room turning 90 degrees counter-clockwise.

17. You know I’m lying when: I say I’m fine.

18. What I miss most about the eighties: neon laces.

19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: immortal.

20. By this time next year: I’ll be a year older.

21. A better name for me would be: works-with-idiots.

22. I have a hard time understanding: Japanese.

23. If I ever go back to school I’ll: be working.

24. You know I like you if: I initiate conversations with you.

25. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: me.

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: never had lunch with me.

27. Take my advice: ignore all parenting advice.

28. My ideal breakfast is: cooked by someone else.

29. A song I love, but do not have is: The Romantics – Talking in your sleep.

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you bring me as a guide.

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are all present in my current town.

32. Why won’t people: think?

33. If you spend the night at my house: you better like red wine, Scotch and long conversations.

34. I’d stop my wedding for: nothing.

35. The world could do without: dumbasses.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: the ass of a cockroach.

37. My favorite blonde is: Heineken.

38. Paper clips are more useful than: last year’s take out menu.

39. If I do anything well, it’s: added to my regular duties.

40. And by the way: you rule.

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9 comments

  1. @Karen Sugarpants: Damn, that’s a typo. It should be 21 not 12. 😉

    @Sarah: I think you can officially be upgraded to a lake of knowledge.

    @Mimi: Oh, it’s a legend in my family. My mom claims this never happened. But I remember. 😉

    @Sybil Law: Hey at least it’s a good song. ::cough::

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