Guest posting for Avitable today

This is my new schtick. I pretend people asked me to guest post on their blog, and I do it here. Hope you like it. πŸ˜‰

Everything is bigger in the States

Hi! LeSombre guest-posting for Avitable here.

When Avitable asked me to guest post for him, I really didn’t know what to do. I mean how can you do justice to a man who posted numerous pictures of his balls, his ass and even his salami on-line? I can’t really do dolphin porn, it’s been outlawed in Canada after the Trudeau administration. Dancing is also out of the question, since in Canada dancing and Rock and Roll are illegal.Β In fact, it is Ariel’s dad, a Bible-thumping minister, who is responsible for keeping Canada dance-free. When I was in high school, my classmates and I wanted to do away with this ordinance, especially since the senior prom was around the corner, but only I had the courage to initiate a battle. My pent-up frustrations caused a confrontation with Rev. Shaw Moore and the Parliament as I took on the establishment struggling to abolish the outmoded ban and revitalize the spirit of the repressed Canadians.

As you know, Footloose was heavily inspired by my high school years. Kevin Bacon is a spitting image of yours truly. Well the bacon part anyways.

Without further ado, I give you a classic Avitable piece of art, with a Canadian twist.

Avitable does Ottawa

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Clicking makes some of it bigger.Β 

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19 comments

  1. Dancing illegal in Canada?!? Ack! My sweetie keeps telling me the dancing is really good in Canada. Do you think it is a ruse? Lure me north and then, then, then what? No dancing? I’m not going now! Too bad.
    If you guest post for me you will have to write about some obscure holiday since it is your fault I’m not anyway!

    PocketCT recently blogged Grumpiness and Rants

  2. I like how the lady on the right is looking back at the shrieks back from the parliament building who just noticed Adam’s hairy back.

    I mean, come on. Are those tourists or something? Canadia has sasquatch!

    whall recently blogged WatchMeh

  3. @Bluepaintred: Thanks! It was also fun to do. πŸ˜‰

    @Amber: ::bows down::

    @Avitable: Genius? I like that. πŸ˜‰

    @Dave2: That’s what she said!

    @PocketCT: No no, I managed to get the ban lifted years ago. πŸ˜‰

    @Sybil Law: Yay!

    @SheilaCSR: ::w00t!::

    @Suze: Any day that I can spread the weird looks from coworkers is a good day in my book.

    @Delmer: Big Ben is my brother, really. And that clocktower is the peace tower.

    @Janelle: My work here is done.

    @Whall: I know Avitable is “less manly” in this drawing, but that’s no reason to refer to him as a lady. We only have Sasquatch when Avitable visits.

  4. I too laughed at loud at work. Luckily, no one noticed. I laughed again at Dave’s comment, among others. In fact, I’m still chuckling as I write this.

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