This is my new schtick. I pretend people asked me to guest post on their blog, and I do it here. Hope you like it. 😉
Everything is bigger in the States
Hi! LeSombre guest-posting for Avitable here.
When Avitable asked me to guest post for him, I really didn’t know what to do. I mean how can you do justice to a man who posted numerous pictures of his balls, his ass and even his salami on-line? I can’t really do dolphin porn, it’s been outlawed in Canada after the Trudeau administration. Dancing is also out of the question, since in Canada dancing and Rock and Roll are illegal. In fact, it is Ariel’s dad, a Bible-thumping minister, who is responsible for keeping Canada dance-free. When I was in high school, my classmates and I wanted to do away with this ordinance, especially since the senior prom was around the corner, but only I had the courage to initiate a battle. My pent-up frustrations caused a confrontation with Rev. Shaw Moore and the Parliament as I took on the establishment struggling to abolish the outmoded ban and revitalize the spirit of the repressed Canadians.
As you know, Footloose was heavily inspired by my high school years. Kevin Bacon is a spitting image of yours truly. Well the bacon part anyways.
Without further ado, I give you a classic Avitable piece of art, with a Canadian twist.
Avitable does Ottawa
Clicking makes some of it bigger.