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I’m a regular Bloggin Hood – again! I steal from the rich [contents of Avitable’s blog] and give to the poor [readers].

Also, I’m fairly dumb and might mess-up the concept.

Ten Things I Wish Avitable Could Say or That Avitable Should Say to Certain People:

  1. I’m a nice guy. Not even deep down, just right there below the surface.
  2. Yes I will have your child.
  3. No, that is not my finger.
  4. If you keep bugging LeSombre I’ll kill you. Slowly.
  5. I love watching hockey with LeSombre.
  6. I love watching hockey with LeSombre while eating chicken wings with my bare hands.
  7. I swear LeSombre was at my place on April 12 2009. Yes officer, the whole day. We made s’mores.
  8. I’ll buy the next round!
  9. Les chemises de l’archiduchesse sont-elles sèches, archi-sèches ou perma-press.
  10. I wish I’d be more like LeSombre.

And here’s a disclaimer – if you’re reading this, I’m an idiot. 😉

In other Sombre News:

Yesterday we dragged the kids to a grown-up place called Georges. After all, their combined age is now almost 19, so it’s all right, right? It’s kinda like an upscale pub, and they have a nice selection of Angus beef. We started with the perfect couple:

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Granny Smith Martini for her, Lemon Drop for him. Georges size (same volume, twice the alcohol)

The main course was this thing. 

whatisthis

Can you guess what that is? Fairly easy if you look at the menu. 😉

And of course, afterwards I had dessert:

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Ba-da-BING!

I said censored, not serious. 😉

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15 comments

  1. LOLOL *SNORT* again!

    And take me out to dinner sometime? That looks yummy! I will let you have desert at home. I am not getting in Mrs Le Sombre’s way 😉

  2. @Delmer: You forgot the Certified Canadian Angus Prime Rib of Beef and peppercorn sauce. Mmmmmmmmm!

    @Faiqa: Thank you! ::bows down::

    @DutchBitch: Sure, if you’re ever around my neck of the woods, I’ll take you out to dinner. As long as you agree to do the same if I’m ever near your place?

    @Hilly: It’s gourmet poutine and it was awesome, but I believe it’s an acquired taste. 😉 On the plus side, it wasn’t that expensive, and I couldn’t finish the plate.

    @Avitable: #9 is a French tongue twister, kinda like: “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck”. I wish you could say that. 😉

  3. Gourmet Poutine!! You mean, they found a way to make Poutine even better. Sacre Vache!

    (My understanding is that the French are very clever with their tongues. I’m not sure they can be twisted.)

    delmer recently blogged The Trouble with Porn

  4. @Princess of the Universe: It was a very filling poutine.

    @Delmer: That’s what she said!

    @MartyMankins: I know right? What’s wrong with them?

    @Sybil Law: I kept both. 😉

    @Miss Britt: Yup, the first one is a joke. The nine others are very serious. 🙂

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