The test is a series of fifty skills that a man should possess in order to call himself a man. Well, not all of them, there’s some sort of math to be applied to your results.
The skill at number thirty-nine is: Choose a scotch/whiskey.
Here’s what Adam wrote about this skill:
I don’t drink either, and I think that choosing a good bottle of wine would be a much less douchey skill.
I was a little surprised. I couldn’t believe that someone would spell Scotch and Whisky like that.
Ok, that’s douchey, but it has nothing to do with choosing a Scotch, right? 😉
Here’s what I replied:
One day, we’ll duel over this.
So, here’s how I would choose a Scotch:
I’ll have this one please.
I’ve been trying to make that sound douchey, and I really can’t find a way to do that. Maybe if I get a top hat, some sort of shirt with lace cuffs and quite possibly a monocle? Then I could say:
Excuse me my good man, I would like to give you some money in exchange for a Dram of that delicious Scotch – in a clean glass.
Yeah, that sounds a little douchey. But is there really someone who does that? Except Avitable I mean. 😉