Month: April 2011

Best Graffiti Ever.

Saw the best Graffiti ever this morning. I wasn’t quick enough to snap a picture, but here’s what it looked like.

So I’m not really quitting this blog.

But I’m about ready to quit my job.

(I kid, I kid. but 31 days to Scotland seems a really long time…)

Here’s the first email I received this morning:

I updated my internet explorer and now everytime I go to Virtual Campus I have problems. It allows me to log in but then when I click on the coure code to enter the corse site, I get an error message and it shuts down that tab.

The error I get is “A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment”

Can you give me some information on how to fix this problem? Thank you.

Here’s what’s posted on our login page:

Internet Explorer 9

Internet Explorer 9 has been released Monday, March 14 2011

We have been testing IE9 for several weeks and ran into a number of problems in Blackboard Vista. We recommend that to avoid problems, users should delay the upgrade, or run IE9 in compatibility mode until Blackboard certifies that it is fully compatible.

Do not hesitate to contact Maestro for more details.

Sigh. I need dancing phones.

I’m quitting this blog

I just received this email:


I don’t really know who you are, but peace be unto you as you read this letter. My Instinct tells me that I can trust you by my proposition. I got your contact through Internet directory and My Instinct directed me to send this money to you.

I am a widow and a devoted Christian, my name is Mrs. Justina Paul from England, married to Richard Paul, since my husband died, I have been suffering from arthritics and lately doctors have diagnosed me with terminal cancer which left me with approximately twelve months to live. I am currently on wheelchair and being looked after by a nurse and some of my late husband’s relatives in turns.

Before my husband died, he left some money to the tone of £2,800,000,00 (Two million, eight hundred thousand Pounds) and he made me promised him that it should be used for humanitarian work, because we have no children and he does not want his brothers to lay hand on it, since they don’t believe in God, they have a different vision.

This money is currently in a vault with a deposit company in EUROPE. If you will promise me that you will use this money to achieve the wish of my husband and me, then I will instruct the deposit company to release the funds in your name. Note that I don’t speak much due to my illness; I will appreciate if we communicate through email. Reply me through my email address: for us to discuss so that you can go and claim this money before I die.

May God bless you as you walk in the light and glory.

Thank you.

Yours in Vineyard,

Mrs.Justina Paul

Haha! I’m rich! Rich! See ya suckers!

Week-End Recap

This is the thing in my dryer.
The thing in the dryer said  “Replace”
So I did.
There was a disaster in my office.
Kidding, LovelyWife was just doing the taxes.
If I tell you I stacked the dishes like that on purpose, I sound crazy. If I tell you I didn’t notice before it was done, I sound like a liar. Meh. (I’d rather be crazy)

We also had a massive thunderstorm this morning, and I tried taking some pictures to capture the lightning and ridiculous amount of rain we were getting.

This one is now my desktop background. 😉

I think I need a tripod.

Have a happy Monday!

Out with the “old”…

Left: New Dell Latitude E6510 15″ laptop. Right: Old Dell Latitude E6500 17″

I love getting new toys. I hate transferring data from the old toy to the new toy.

First world problems and all.

And is it just me, or is 15 inches the new 17 inches?