Day: May 5, 2011

Weirdest phone call ever

DRRRING!

– LeSombre, Good morning!

 

– Hi. I’ve been given your name.

– Ok, what can I do for you?

– I need help.

– How can I help you today?

– Somebody told me you could help me.

– Of course. How can I help you?

– I need help.

(Client is speaking to someone else while covering the mouthpiece)

– Who gave you my name?

– I would like to speak to someone who is willing to help me.

– …

– [Client gives me the person’s name]

– Okay. What can I do for you?

– [Person] gave me a bunch of documents.

– …

– I don’t understand what to do with them.

– …

– I’ve been hired yesterday.

– Do you know where our lab is? You can come in anytime you want and a technician will help you and answer all your questions.

– No, I don’t know.

– We’re in MacDonald Hall, 3rd floor, room 328.

– That is fairly vague.

– Excuse me?

(client starts yelling)

– THAT! IS! FAIRLY! VAAAAAGUE!

– …

– THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

(Click)

Seriously, WTF?

Disclaimer: This didn’t happen today. I was just going through old emails and found this gem.

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