She might be a freak, but she’s my freak.

Hey, it’s Lovely Wife’s birthday today.

Now I probably won’t live to see her next birthday. 😉

Famous

Famous Birhtdays today:

• 1265 Dante (poet)
• 1926 Marilyn Monroe (actress)
• 1926 Andy Griffith (actor)
• 1934 Pat Boone (singer)
• 1937 Morgan Freeman (actor)
• 1948 Jean-Paul Marcheterre (dad)
• 1973 Heidi Klum (model)
• 1974 Alanis Morissette (singer)

I did better last year.

Punk’d!

Ashton Kutcher, you can go back to boinking Demi Moore. I’m the king of punking now. 😉

Suprize birthday lunch for K-Girl? Check.

Cake? Check.

Everybody signing “Happy Birthday”? Check.

K-Girl blushing? Check.

I rule.