To the left!

Weird.

I drew this awesome rendition on my iPad.

I dreamt that in an alternate reality, instead of having the argument “Does the toilet paper need to roll out from the front or the back of the holder?”, people would argue about the toilet paper roll unrolling from the right or the left.

Then I tried to publish this from my iPad with the WordPress App, and ended up deleting a bunch of posts, and basically screwed a whole bunch of settings. Who knew you couldn’t schedule posts from the iPad? That just seems weird. Anyone had any success with the WordPress App for iPad? I’m reading some reviews online and it seems to be borked.

I had a dream

I dont think Im normal.
I know you feel the same.
I know you feel the same about me.

And Dream Doctor out there to tell me what this means?

Im in Moores (the store, not the actor who played the Saint) trying on earth color shirts.

All night long.
All night.

In other news, I’m Sheldon.

This guy is sitting in my spot.

Blogged from my iPhone while riding the bus.

Edited to fix the picture issue.

Sweet Dreams

I normally dream of pretty regular stuff. My dreams are – most of the tiime – boring. I once dreamt that I was grocery shopping. I also dreamt I was driving for a long long time. 

But not this week-end!

Saturday night

I dreamt that me and two other guys that I didn’t know where prisonner of a female demon in human form. The whole goal of the guys was to get the hell away from that demon, but she kept appearing as we’re running out of the appartment, catching us as we’re jumping out the window, etc. 

We decided to make a break for it while she was in the shower. That’s when she ran out of the shower – in demon form, complete with horns, wings and spiked tail – and grabbed us all and ripped our heads. 

For some reason, I was not one of the three guys anymore when that happened. 

I wake up.

Sunday night

I am a Sniper. I have to go up to the 3rd floor of an apppartment building to get a better view of the street, and I’m supposed to kill a woman who looks like Lois in Family Guy. But I have trouble opening the empty appartment door and when I finally get inside the landlord walks in with a couple to show them the appartment. He sees me and I have to kill them all. I run back down to the street level and grab a handgun with a laser sight on.

I wake up.

So, any dream experts out there? What does that mean? Does it mean anything? 

As a related aside, I always know when I’m dreaming. For example, during the “Sniper” dream, the “landlord seing me” sequence was replayed over and over – I was trying to hide myself better each time. After 4-5 times, I decided I couldn’t hide and proceeded with the rest of the dream. Weird huh?