Whenever LovelyWife leaves for her “business trips”, we always go to the same routine.
She’ll start by asking me if I’ll be all right taking care of the Zadorables by myself.
I always say I will.
She always asks if I would like FMIL to come over while she’s away on her “business trip”.
I always say that I would love FMIL – because FMIL is awesome, and hello: Homemade Cheesecake? Who wouldn’t want that! – to come over, but that I can perfectly manage the household and the Zadorables while she’s away on her “business trip”.
She’ll then phone FMIL to let her know that I’ll be all by myself from this day to that day, and that I might possibly call her if I forget how to use the stove of lose one of the kid’s legs.
But rest assured that never happened.
Anyways, today LovelyWife is flying out for a week-long “business trip” in North Carolina. That means I’ll be a single dad for the next 7 days.
I like it when this happens, but the Zadorables? They LOVE IT.
They’ve already made plans for the week, and of course they started with this 7 day menu:
Of course, this is not at all what a LovelyWife menu would look like.
Then again, she’s not here for the next seven day, so I’m running the show.
Clearly, mine is better because we never go to a restaurant, right? 100% home cooked meals! 😉
I’m a great dad.